export default { async fetch(request, env, ctx) { const html = ` Hackermann
💀
Hackermann
hackermann.monster
root@hackermann:~$ ls -la /site
drwxr-xr-x   tools/    [building...]
drwxr-xr-x   pages/    [building...]
root@hackermann:~$ status
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
// something wicked this way comes //
`; return new Response(html, { headers: { 'Content-Type': 'text/html' }, }); }, };